Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Beginning of the DIK Hero Shelter and Liberation Get-Away

As the 7th Round of Heroes Draft comes to a close (currently at Sula's), the huge disappearance of heroes has become devastating to the world!

The tension mounting *coughcough*, panic and chaos growing to dynamic proportions! (Please go to CarolynJean's, Sarai's, lisabea's, MaryKate's, Christine's, Katie(babs) & Kristie(J)'s to read the...uh...mounting... violence and *whispers* sex.)

Heroines (and certain heroes) everywhere are aghast to the drafting of their significant others and heroes no longer feel safe and secure in their own storybook homes. Even heroes that have come to us for protection fear for their safety!

The HLO (Amy and I) have created a safe haven, where heroines can request our services to reunite them with their love. Heroes are here to seek protection and a little relaxation (no enslavement! no massages! and definitely no dusting!!! We're on a desert island, there's sand everywhere, why in the world would we want to dust?)

Our duties as the HLO must expand! We must protect and rescue. Reunite those whom have been secretly drafted to an island of sexin enslavement, forcefully domesticated, and torn from their beloved partners and creators.

Most importantly, they're not sharing! Not even the rum!!! Oh, the shattered glass and bloody mess (not in the English sense).


Thus, drastic measures must be taken to hand! Action! Movement! Chocolate!!! Uh...I mean, oh well *shrug*: to chocolate!

No matter the distance, despite any fear of bodily harm- the HLO shall not be stopped.

For our heroes:

Hari (Tiger Eye by Marjorie M. Liu)
Morgan Grant (Someone to Watch Over Me by Lisa Kleypas)
Julian of Macedon (Fantasy Lover by Sherrilyn Kenyon)

Nick Gentry (Worth Any Price by Lisa Kleypas)
Daemon Sadi (Black Jewel Trilogy, by Anne Bishop)
Rafe McCay (The Touch of Fire by Linda Howard)
Wren Tigarian (Unleash the Night by Sherrilyn Kenyon)
Haku/Nigihayami Kohaku Nushi (Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi/Spirited Away by Hayao Miyazaki)

Hawke, Riley, and Drew (Psy/Changeling by Nalini Singh)
Douglas, Duke of Ethingham (Lessons in Seduction by Melissa Schroeder)

Drustan and Daegus MacKeltar (Kiss of the Highlander and Dark Highlander by Karen Moning)

More heroes has come to seek shelter:
Marc (Craving Beauty by Nalini Singh)
Rome Masters (Playing with Fire by Gena Showalter)
Royce Powell (Animal Instinct by Gena Showalter)
The Winston Brothers (The Winston Brothers by Lori Foster) I suddenly feel as if I'm repeating myself...
Charlie (Dark Dreamers by Marjorie M. Liu)
Straif Blackthorn (Heart Choice by Robin D. Owen)
Howl (Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones)

Soon...the time is coming. It is almost upon us.

4 comments:

  1. As co-founder of the HLO, I must implore the DIK to release the captive heroes so that they may return to their rightful storybooks and heroines (after a short stop at the Get-Away Island ^_^). Please stop the violence (sex, rum and domestication) and share peacefully. I'm sure the heroes have enough love for everyone!

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  2. I lurve Wren. OMG the first time he and Maggie have sex. ... rather, they make love... on her apartment floor? Whoooa... so incredibly fucking sexy. He's a fantastic hero. I actually considered him. But I'm glad he's in good hands here on your island.

    Isn't Wren a snow leopard? ... just like the Dark Rivers.... yummmmmmmmm-ME! ;p

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  3. Wren's a Snow Leopard/White Tiger mix. He can be a white tigard (leopard/tiger mix), white tiger, a snow leopard or regular leopard. He's one yummy and sexy cat.

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  4. Christine/Amy- I take it he's a very hot and sexy mix. Hehe. We seem to enjoy shapeshifters to be on the cat side these days. Hehehe.

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